How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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