that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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