its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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