I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He? As in you personified your dick?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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