can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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