Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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