yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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