Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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