I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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