so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
even my farts smell like vagina
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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