Michael Bay diarrhea
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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