tell your sister to shave her snatch
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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