Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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