Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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