So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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