I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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