Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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