So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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