I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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