Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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