Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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