My girlfriend figured out who you are.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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