you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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