I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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