My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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