I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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