Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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