i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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