Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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