I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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