Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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