If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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