This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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