he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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