Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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