I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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