So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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