Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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