Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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