she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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