Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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