i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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