what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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