sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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