I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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