I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have tasted many bathrooms
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
tell me about the eggs
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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