Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
