Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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