Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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