I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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