come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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