If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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