when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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