He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize