i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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