it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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