How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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